Fixing a kingdom takes gold, guts, and apparently… diapers.

Also? Flying scorpions.

This was not in the job description.

Not long ago, I was the disgraced cast member of Darling Dynasty, the reality show that made me a celebrity from the moment I was born. It left me with a vodka problem, a cheating ex, and a ruined shoe empire.

Now? I'm the newly crowned Queen of Hearts.

The Wicked Boys of Wonderland told me I was qualified.
I’m not so sure.

The land is poisoned, the people are starving, and my court is made of monsters, menaces, and absolute weapons in bed.

The Castle Warden wants my critics silenced. Permanently.

My Spymaster wants to give the kingdom hope—by giving me heartburn, hormones, and questionable cravings.

The Supreme Commander of my new army wants to shield me in public…and shatter me in private.

My Chief of Staff is getting his leadership advice from a smuggler dripping in squid ink.

The Mad Hatter is throwing glitter on the chaos and calling it a plan.

And I don’t even know where my damn crown is.

The Wicked Boys of Wonderland say I was made for this throne.

Let’s hope they’re right…because this kingdom doesn’t need another queen—it needs a miracle.

I have gold.
I have monsters.
But if none of that works, I still have one more card up my sleeve.

And her name is Marcella Darling.